Hi all,
As like any other day I was browsing through google...I managed to see this piece of joke.....This one is really one of the best I have read....And girls no heart breaks ;-).....
The Husband Store!
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Sunday, February 18, 2007
Su-Do-Ku ======Life!!!!!!!
A Big Hiiii to all my regular readers ;-)...Hey first I need to tell that my previous post had gone for a few rave reviews...A handful of them liked it.....Though many didn't go ahead filling comments for that post, I really felt honored for the comments.It was really encouraging for me...The past fortnight had been really slogging.Nothing much happened which were worth mentioning.
Let me get into the actual thing i wanted to share with you.The main point in my post is that I am comparing Su-Do-Ku with the life we live!!!!!really believe me!!!!!!!!
Many of you must be knowing about the Maths puzzle Su-Do-Ku that appears everyday in every other newspaper.Yes indeed I'm comparing my life with it.I know I'm sounding too philosophical.And definitely my age does not stand testimony for the post I'm scribbling....But still I need to go ahead completing this.I'm really excited in writing this.I'm a regular guy who does try to solve these puzzles. I try my best to complete the puzzle.Some days I am at the winning side and sometimes my efforts do go in vain...While I had been trying to solve one such puzzle last week one thought rushed into my mind.
The thing was I'm breaking my brain to solve the puzzle and I'm really concentrating hard to write off the puzzle.What If I had done this in the past.although the puzzle is really a trivial issue I'm concentrating on it.Why I'm concentrating hard on such a paltry issue???I'm indeed about my past ventures.Did I concentrate on them this hard.I'm talking about the Intensity level...Did I give them the due concentration I deserved???I am not arriving at a point that I am doing wrong by solving this puzzle!!!I'm just wondering what if I do all the work with concentration they deserve...Oh God i could have been in the heavens.....
Let me tell you the main thing I wanted to bring light on....Basically in a Su-Do-Ku you try to solve them by calculating which places should occupy which position.I feel Life is also quite similar to it.....All that you need to do is a proper planning of things.Think twice before you do it...This is definitely a One-Way road...There is no way back and even if you need to come you ought to pay a huge price for it!!!!
There should absolutely be no guess works in it....Think hard plan properly and hit the bull's eye...Bang on the target...No matter what time it takes.Its ultimately the result we want.No one in this world would care about the efforts you put in, they would appreciate you only if you have achieved the target.With practice(experience) you would yourself know which piece would fit in where and i bet blindly that you would achieve the results much faster than before
This is what i feel you ought to do in the puzzle as well as in your life!!!!!As I said early my age is definitely not an testimonial to what i'm writing now..But still I strongly feel that this post would have atleast quite a few valid points in it(At least my seniors would agree to it)....Looking forward for your comments!!!!!
Let me get into the actual thing i wanted to share with you.The main point in my post is that I am comparing Su-Do-Ku with the life we live!!!!!really believe me!!!!!!!!
Many of you must be knowing about the Maths puzzle Su-Do-Ku that appears everyday in every other newspaper.Yes indeed I'm comparing my life with it.I know I'm sounding too philosophical.And definitely my age does not stand testimony for the post I'm scribbling....But still I need to go ahead completing this.I'm really excited in writing this.I'm a regular guy who does try to solve these puzzles. I try my best to complete the puzzle.Some days I am at the winning side and sometimes my efforts do go in vain...While I had been trying to solve one such puzzle last week one thought rushed into my mind.
The thing was I'm breaking my brain to solve the puzzle and I'm really concentrating hard to write off the puzzle.What If I had done this in the past.although the puzzle is really a trivial issue I'm concentrating on it.Why I'm concentrating hard on such a paltry issue???I'm indeed about my past ventures.Did I concentrate on them this hard.I'm talking about the Intensity level...Did I give them the due concentration I deserved???I am not arriving at a point that I am doing wrong by solving this puzzle!!!I'm just wondering what if I do all the work with concentration they deserve...Oh God i could have been in the heavens.....
Let me tell you the main thing I wanted to bring light on....Basically in a Su-Do-Ku you try to solve them by calculating which places should occupy which position.I feel Life is also quite similar to it.....All that you need to do is a proper planning of things.Think twice before you do it...This is definitely a One-Way road...There is no way back and even if you need to come you ought to pay a huge price for it!!!!
There should absolutely be no guess works in it....Think hard plan properly and hit the bull's eye...Bang on the target...No matter what time it takes.Its ultimately the result we want.No one in this world would care about the efforts you put in, they would appreciate you only if you have achieved the target.With practice(experience) you would yourself know which piece would fit in where and i bet blindly that you would achieve the results much faster than before
This is what i feel you ought to do in the puzzle as well as in your life!!!!!As I said early my age is definitely not an testimonial to what i'm writing now..But still I strongly feel that this post would have atleast quite a few valid points in it(At least my seniors would agree to it)....Looking forward for your comments!!!!!
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